Boudreaux an Tibodeaux da carpenters
Boudreaux an Tibodeaux was workin' on a house. Tibodeaux was nailin'
down sidin' an would reach in his nail pouch, pull out a nail an eidar toss it
over his shoulder or nail it in. Boudreaux kept watchin' an wen he couldn't
stan it no more he decide to axe wat in da worl Tibodeaux was doin'.
Boudreaux axe "Why you throwin away dem nails for, heh?" Tibodeaux say,
"Mais, if Ah pull a nail out of mah pouch an it's point toward me, Ah trow it
away 'cause it's defektive. If it's point toward da house, den Ah nail it in!"
Boudreaux got really upset an yell, "Mais, you some kind of stupid! Da nails
pointed toward you ain't defective! Dey for da udder side of da house!"
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Boudreaux's Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, Boudreaux and Clotile decided that that was enough. So Boudreaux went to the doctor and told the doctor
that he and Clotile didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told Boudreaux that there was a procedure called a vasectomy
that could fix the problem.
The doctor told Boudreaux that he was to go home, get a cherry bomb, light the fuse, put the cherry bomb in a can, then hold the can
up to his ear, and count to 10.
Boudreaux said to the doctor "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a can next to my ear is
going to help us not have any more children." So Boudreaux and Clotile drove to Texas to get a second opinion.
The Texas doctor was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he figured out who he was dealing with. So,
the doctor told Boudreaux to go home and get a cherry bomb, light the fuse, place the cherry bomb in a tin can, hold it next to his ear,
and count to 10.
Figuring that both doctors couldn't be wrong, Boudreaux went home, got a cherry bomb, lit the fuse, and put the cherry bomb in a can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count on his fingers, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5..." at which point he paused, placed the can between his
legs, and resumed his counting with the fingers on his other hand.
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Longevity
Boudreaux went to his doctor to get a chek up an he ax de doctor, "Doc, do you tink Ah might live to be a hunnret years ole?" Da
doctor ax Boudreaux, "Mr. Boudreaux, do you smoke or drink?" "Mais non," Boudreaux say, "I don't do dat." Da Doc say, "Do you
gamble, drive fas pickup trucks, an fool aroun wit women?" "Mais non, Ah ain't never done any of dose tings neither." "Well den," say
da doctor, "why in da worl do you want to live to be a hunnret years ole?"
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